Yard Sale

You and your neighbor are holding yard sales on the same day.

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Both of you plan to sell the exact same item. You plan to put your item on sale for $100.

The neighbor has informed you that he’s going to put his on sale for $40. The items are in identical condition.

What do you do, assuming you are not on especially friendly terms with this neighbor?

Shrunken

blender

You are shrunk to the height of a penny and thrown into a blender. Your mass is reduced so that your density is the same as usual. The blades start moving in 60 seconds. What do you do?

Hint: Read the above again. You’ll find the hint within.

P.S.: Ask questions.